Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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