just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
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On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
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I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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