I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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