Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I love having hate sex.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Randomize
