Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Randomize
