I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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