Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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