i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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