so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
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Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
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We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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