hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
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Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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