i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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