hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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