Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
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The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
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you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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