She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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