and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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