Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
