Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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