physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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