does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Sex in the backyard? Check.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize