if you like me you must not know who I am
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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