Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
then he tried to convert me to islam
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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