I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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