so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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