she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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