I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
oh god was she eating orange peels again
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
