Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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