she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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