SEEEEXXX PLEASE
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
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I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
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It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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