My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
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Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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