I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
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We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
he's single and there are thong briefs.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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