last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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