In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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