Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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