Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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