He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
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i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
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2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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