HIV tests are more positive than that guy
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
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Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
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He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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