Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
she peed on how many people?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
