i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
COCAINE IS GR8
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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