I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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