And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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