Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Randomize
