Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
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We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
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Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
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