operation harelip BJ is a go
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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