we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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