Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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