as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize