She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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