Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
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I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
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valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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