I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I love how my cats smell like pot.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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