no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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