She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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