naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
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