oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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